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Happy New Year! - Keeper of the Cages
jazzbandmusic
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Happy New Year!

jazzbandmusic's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 07:31:14 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 10:01:16 PM
Alco Money! : $ 326

Guests of Honour

forestgreen is a bitchy Fundementalist Christian. forestgreen decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jazzyjess is a repulsive Buddhist. jazzyjess drank 8 Aftershocks, 3 Goldschlagers, 4 Lagers.
elbowyangle is a bewildered Agnostic. elbowyangle drank 12 Poteens.
iulia_linnea is an enlivening Hindu. iulia_linnea drank 11 Brandys, 8 Mescals.
blue_marker is a vicious Hindu who would sell their soul for one night of passion with Hitler. blue_marker drank 13 Tequilas.
lulu_birdy is an insecure Buddhist. lulu_birdy drank 15 Ales, 2 Champagnes.
jellylike is a vile Taoist and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. jellylike drank 3 Pilsners.
jigglyfrog is a dismayed Liberal Christian and a main-stay at their local bar. jigglyfrog drank 3 Stouts.
captain_zhaan is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian. captain_zhaan decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jazzbandmusic is a compulsive Taoist and a newbie drinker. jazzbandmusic decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
spitfirez is a psychotic Liberal Christian. spitfirez drank 1 Rum, 2 Red Wines.

Sick!

Dear god jazzbandmusic! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - jazzyjess, elbowyangle, iulia_linnea, lulu_birdy

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that jazzyjess and jigglyfrog will be announcing jazzyjess's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

Here lulu_birdy mate!! This substance is water. It doesnt have the best taste, but if you drunk more of it you wouldnt be so ratarsed all the time.

Random Events

elbowyangle broke into blue_marker's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!

jigglyfrog told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in jellylike's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. jellylike
quickly called the police. jigglyfrog is now behind bars.


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.






P.S. love to blue_marker whom I snaffled this from :D!

Current Mood: amused amused

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blue_marker From: blue_marker Date: January 5th, 2006 06:29 am (UTC) (Link)
;D LOVE!

man, I'm the one that drank 13 tequilas! Must've gotten pretty friendly X3!
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 6th, 2006 03:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Well that's what New Years is for isn't it?! And anyway i drank enough at your new years party really ;)!
blue_marker From: blue_marker Date: January 7th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
True, true X3! At my new years party it said that due to religious reasons, I didn't drink! That's so far from the mark that it's crazy! I totally would've drank at my own party ;D Maybe I just saved the drinking for yours xD I love how outrageous they make the drinking in these things<3
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 8th, 2006 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Possibly the reason yes saving yourself! Didn't want to over drink now did you?! I wonder what would happen if people did try all the drinking suggested...hmmm might have to investigate one very boring weekend :D! oh and when my parents aren't around to see me drunk again (that was rather embarassing!)
blue_marker From: blue_marker Date: January 8th, 2006 04:28 am (UTC) (Link)
I was, I was xD Overdrinking would be bad. Or something XP Wow, if people did do all the drinking suggested ... well, then, the new years eve parties would be very friendly indeed xD
From: hunting_orc Date: January 6th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC) (Link)
i drank stout and am now in JAIL?!

lol :D
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 6th, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes yes you are! naughty little you :D!!!!

Don't worry we'll some how find your bail money ;)
From: hunting_orc Date: January 9th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm about to spend it on a new camera, heehee :D
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 9th, 2006 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah well I'm sure you can take some lovely pictures through the bars then!

Is it shiny then??
From: hunting_orc Date: January 10th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC) (Link)
uh... I'll find the link...
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 10th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
cool
From: hunting_orc Date: January 10th, 2006 07:55 am (UTC) (Link)
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 10th, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh that is pretty baby! So you can definitely take LOADS of pics with that :D!
From: hunting_orc Date: January 11th, 2006 09:17 am (UTC) (Link)
so I got an email the day after ordering saying that my address didn;t seem to be right and they thought it might be fraudulent, and its prob because i put milford for my home address, oops - so i had to fax them all this proof of address shit to prove i lived in the uk even though i want it sent to me HERE. so hopefully i'll get it before i leave!!!!
jazzbandmusic From: jazzbandmusic Date: January 11th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Silly people they really are! Well I hope it arrives very very soon. Anyway why couldn't you live at Milford? You never know you could have!
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