On a similar but totally different note...
why is it read instead of red? I'm confused. I know that red is Red but still it's confusing when trying to work out what you mean/meant etc.
WORK PISH 'COS WE GOT PUT ON STOP BY 3 SUPPLIERS TODAY AND IT WASN'T MY FAULT AT ALL, BUT I KNOW I'LL GET SHOUTED AT FOR IT ON WEDNESDAY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY ONE-TO-ONE IT'S ALL PANTS AND I DON'T CARE IF I SINK OR SWIM SILLY WOMAN I'D RATHER SINK 'COS AT LEAST THEN YOU KNOW THE END IS NEIGH AND WONT BE PROLONGED MORE THAN NECESSARY - I MEAN SINKING LEADS TO DROWNING AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF, AND WHILST I CAN SWIM THE LENGTH OF A POOL AND A HALF WITH OUT BREATHING (or at least I could before I forgot that exercise was supposed to be healthy and made you good) I DON'T THINK I COULD DO IT FOR MUCH LONGER REALLY.
You know that stupid Disc test I did well I think if they'd made me do it before they gave me the job I wouldn't be here right now I'd probably be in New Zealand or something like that...YE GADS WHAT WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING EMPLOYING ME WITH OUT MAKING ME TAKE THE BLASTED TEST THINGS - I'M YOUNG AND FLAKEY AND YOU NEVER KNOW I MAY LEAVE HA! STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!