Right work! (Meh!) *ponders on the ability of checking mail later and maybe being surprised with something to read, but seriously doubts it!*
Usual morning conversation! (though in general change "checking mail" to "reading stuff"!)
Mum> "It's nearly Half Past"
Me> "I knooow"
Mum> "What are you doing?"
Me> "Checking mail"
Mum> "You're supposed to be on your way to work"
Me> *Sigh* "Yes I knoooow"