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Junk post ahoy!
I have no idea what it means, but I thought I'd put it up anyway!

jazzbandmusic's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 5
Average number of words per sentence:13.17
Average number of syllables per word:1.33
Total words in sample:2726
Analyze your journal! Username:
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Oooh And with a Theme of a certain master!

The Potion Maker
jazzbandmusicium is a translucent, flaky aquamarine powder distilled from the leaves of a wolfsbane plant.
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Very weird, but hey! I make great tv listings! lol!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
jazzbandmusic In The City (WB, 8:30): jazzbandmusic (Priscilla Presley) invents a new kind of bicycle and gets hpslash (Max von Sydow) to sell it. Later, emoo393 (Amy Poehler) discovers that epicyclical (Audrey Hepburn) is taking cross-stitch lessons. Then, slavetodraco (Steve Martin) gets a job as secretary to stripytiegirl (Joe Rogan). That weekend, older_hp_fans (Joe Pantoliano) burns isaacsanonymous (Gene Autry)'s hairspray canister. In the next town over, sirius_black (Madonna) causes problems at work when a file from elbowyangle (Jeremy Irons) has a virus. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
jazzbandmusic's pineapple (WB, 8:30): jazzbandmusic (Priscilla Presley) oversleeps and misses lunch with obi_wansgirl (Terrence Mann). Later, gaaaah (Parker Posey) buys o_woodlovers (Dannii Minogue)'s old backpack. Also, spitfirez (Joan Cusack) gets conor_omg (Roy Clark) drunk. Afterwards, jigglyfrog (Errol Flynn)'s new friend alienates hpslash (Max von Sydow). Soon afterwards, hp_fanfiction (Mandy Patinkin) thinks eternaleponine (Mira Sorvino) is a Martian. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of son (WB, 8:30): jazzbandmusic (Priscilla Presley) falls off vanityfair (Vivica Fox)'s porch and gets hurt. That night, just_quidditch (Patrick Stewart) discovers that allerberrylane (Wesley Snipes) is taking banana slugs lessons. That same day, sirius_black (Madonna) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but ourdreamboys (Bette Midler) eats them all. Then, dracomalfoys (James Marsters) tells stripytiegirl (Joe Rogan) about Scientology. At the same time, spitfirez (Joan Cusack) eats epicyclical (Audrey Hepburn)'s raspberry cheesecake. (Series finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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